OK why oh why do you always get socks at winter?

Is it because no one loves you and its the cheapest gift available last minute?

Is is because winter socks can help keep your feet warm during the cold months?

Is it because your a scuff and you only change your socks during the seasons?

Well it could be any or all of the above or it could be that you haven’t discovered the wonderful world of socked?

Let me tell you all about the wonderful world of socked. Its a magical place where the air is clean, sock puppets are a plenty and everyone gets fresh new clean men’s black socks.

Not only do you get winter socks, but you can also have monthly socks throughout the year. Yep that’s right new pairs of socks all year round.

Stick that in your winter Christmas socking!